I Wish it Were a Master Sword

from Falconcat ~ Year of the Wooden Horse by Falconcat

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This poetry is killing me. I think I miss geometry,
a simple little recipe makes all of our parts known.
Instead I’m pacing after class, dismemberment of heart and head.
I think I must relax my ass or else I might be dead.

Knowledge of impending doom swept under with a wooden broom,
but instead of sitting in our gloom they want us to be writing.
So here I tremble with my pen, I wish it were a master sword
so I could slay my professor and be no longer bored.

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from Falconcat ~ Year of the Wooden Horse, released November 4, 2014

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