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Shelly the Cat ~ Chris

by Shelly the Cat

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1.
Margaret 02:50
Are you there God it’s me? Are you there God it’s me? It’s just a teen drama Aimed at MTV Waiting for a stupid commercial Looped endlessly Are you there God it’s me? Are you there God it’s me? Cause I don’t even know anymore Are you there God it’s me? I can’t. I can’t that’s all you say Why can’t you fucking try? You are over controlling Just come pick it up Are you there God it’s me? Are you there God it’s me? Cause I don’t even know anymore Are you there God it’s me? Too many thoughts now It’s too late now Too many thoughts now It’s too late now Are you there God it’s me? Are you there God it’s me? Cause I don’t even know anymore Are you there God it’s me?
2.
I threw parties Hoping you would come in Didn’t see you Till I meet Nick and Jordan Now let’s see If we can do this again In the mean time In between time I took you to my house And I showed you around You cried over What we could’ve had Tom Buchanan This is my revenge In the mean time In between time You’re the golden girl I’ve been searching for The green light On the other side It’s been five years I loved you more than him In the mean time In between time Daisy how could you do this to me? I don’t know what to do I’ll just go in the pool Since summer is all gone and done Wait a minute… Who’s that man with a gun? In the mean time In between time In the mean time In between time
3.
Too afraid to drive Would rather take public transportation Think you’re gonna die With all your morbid fascinations Remember that one time I showed up late at your house Just to find your parents on the rug drunk off wine Yeah it was awkward, but not as awkward as you Even if haven’t seen you in a month or two You’re just Trimp the Pimp You’re just Trimp the Pimp You’re just Trimp the Pimp Conqured the fear Of driving in the dark past nine We’re both glad you’re here Not playing with Shelly the Cat's a crime Yeah it was awkward, but not as awkward as you Even if I haven’t seen you in a month, or two You’re just Trimp the Pimp You’re just Trimp the Pimp You’re just Trimp the Pimp You’re just Trimp the Pimp
4.
Illiteracy 04:00
Well this is a travesty Of human blankets and Netflix While Nib-Nobs can’t even Look you in the face Now where’s that Sex on the Beach? And why aren’t you tending to the rabbits? This sounds more sexual Than it actually is This song is an inside joke Between me and you Others listening Won’t have a clue America’s Next Top Dickhead Enjoys Good Fellas Escalators, escalators Now go throw some change And maybe we can get Rob To rap for us Maybe we’ll listen to some Yellow Ostrich And you are the Elephant King And I’m here to take your kingdom away And I like cats and trains If you know what I mean Now insert a sarcastic wink To finish this song Here comes the chorus again Don’t be afraid to sing along This song is an inside joke Between me and you Others listening Won’t have a clue
5.
One Acts 01:46
Got you on 420 Didn’t want to be blame worthy But I really loved you Keith Glad you survived that night for me Cheerios and dirty water Wish you could’ve hung around longer Then Tequila struck again

about

Shelly the Cat: Cereal enthusiast and aspiring bro.

1. Margaret - Existential breakup song.
2. The West - Play by play of Great Gatsby (Shoutout to Mr. Rapp (English Teacher)).
3. Trimp the Pimp - An inside look at Grace's life. Oh so awkward.
4. Illiteracy - Innocence of a new relationship.
5. One Acts - The one that got away... on 4/20.
Special thanks to LIPS Records and Chris' face (for the album art).

credits

released January 6, 2015

Maggie Maloney: Vocals and Atticus the uke
Jacob Smolinski: Guitar, drums, and background vocals

Recorded at LIPS Records in Buffalo, NY over winter break Dec. 18th-31st
Produced/Engineered/Mixed/Mastered by Jacob Smolinski
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